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Fracking water pollution fraking fraks me right the frak off.

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I love the environment as much as the next guy.  More than most, in fact.  I even try not to litter or tinkle in golf course ponds (usually), or cut down trees, unless they piss me off.

So I don't make fun of water pollution.

Usually.

But this is really fraking funny if you're a BSG nerd.  Fraking (originally spelled "Fracking"), to put it as delicately as possible, is synonymous with sexual congress.  More rudely put, it's a safe way to drop the F-bomb on network television, and means EXACTLY the same thing in the context of the show.

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/12/08/9302971-epa-fracking-likely-polluted-towns-water

You will NEVER be able to convince me that Miguel Llanos isn't a Battlestar Galactica fan with a 12 year old sensibility with quotes like these (go ahead, embrace your inner 7th grader):

"The EPA emphasized that the findings are specific to the Pavillion area, noting that the specific type of fracking used there differed from fracking methods used elsewhere in regions with different geological characteristics."

"The EPA is separately working on a national study of fracking."

"We have to be literally insane to contemplate fracking,"

"Fracking has opened up areas that were previously considered too costly to drill."

"The industry contends that fracking is safe and its supporters were quick to blast the EPA."

Seriously?  "Blast" the EPA? That's the climax of your article?  The happy ending? You couldn't find other language for that, Miguel?  Even I'm embarrassed for you, and I'm an immature, giggling little child.

Last Updated on Thursday, 08 December 2011 20:24
 

I've been internationally (re)published!

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So call me a narcissist.

Yes, I occasionally Google myself, and sometimes, I Google the titles of my stories... just to see what web 2.0 hath wrought.  After finding "The Life and Times of Johnny Plotpoint" mentioned online in a student's paper (it has since been taken down... Cry), I've done this about twice a year.  Apparently, the title was a hit with a random search bot that set up a fake blog account, though that reference isn't googleable (is that a word?) anymore.

Turns out, I'm internationally popular.  My story "A Zombie Love Story" (published on this site under the Writing Section) has been copied and posted to forums in Indonesia, and to an Arab language site (apparently, from what I can make out, a site that is meant to teach English to Arab language speakers).

Here are a couple of the links I've found so far:

http://www.educationmaroc.com/vb/showpost.php?p=30281&postcount=1

http://www.indonesiaindonesia.com/f/7672-short-story-tulisan-bersambung/index2.html (When I checked this one, the site was down for maintenance... maybe permanently...)  **It's back up as of November 11, 2010.

http://csui05.net/?cat=1&paged=20 scroll down to April 7th... (this was a repost from a livejournal.com blog that has since been deleted and purged)

http://poor-blogger.blogspot.com/2006_01_01_archive.html

So... I guess I'm international now... global, even.

If anyone runs across any other republications of my stories or artwork, I would love to hear about them.

Last Updated on Thursday, 11 November 2010 13:48
 

Some New Blender Tomfoolery...

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I've been playing around in Blender some more.  Here are two of my latest renders.  The eyeballs were the result of an EXCELLENT tutorial on wikibooks (http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Blender_3D:_Noob_to_Pro/Creating_Pixar-looking_eyes_in_Blender).  The Green Guy (for those of you who are unenlightened) is from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy book covers.  That one is a result of asking "I wonder if I can..."

Green Guy from H2G2

 

Pixar Eyes

Summer 2011 Update:  And my latest render... which is nothing more than a revision of the old greenguy from a different angle...

Greenguy Take 2

Now in Tattoo form!

Don't Panic Tattoo

 

Last Updated on Sunday, 16 October 2011 18:32
 

Is this the Droid you're looking for?

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The lappy... replaced by the Droid?This is my 3rd attempt at posting from my new Droid... if you don't count the hour or so I spent screwing around "pinching" the browser screen and trying to navigate Joomla's "submit article" interface.

Last Updated on Thursday, 05 August 2010 19:29 Read more...