Say hey…

Don’t know why you would, but if you feel a burning desire to get it touch, my email name is:

jacques

and the @domain is the same as the www.domain for this site.  If you can’t figure out the address from that, I probably don’t want to hear from you.

Sorry for being all cryptic, but those Russian hackers like to spam me with ads for dick pills and electric sex.  It’s like they know me or something…

Also, if you’re just going to tell me I have an inheritance waiting for me in a bank in Nigeria, don’t bother.  I already know.

Social media links will follow, eventually.